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lcpl neumister, a faggot that searches for fags in bath room stalls.
That guy is a fucking shitnozzle
by sean November 22, 2003

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Lcpl Neumeister CH-46E Crew Chief
Lcpl Neumeister is a disgusting shitnozzle
by Captain Obvious November 08, 2003

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One whose mouth constantly spews "shit" like the nozzle of a hose.
"Damn, That Ken sure is a shit nozzle"
by waxcocks February 14, 2009

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Noun. 1) A nozzle that spews shit; 2) an asshole; 3) an insufferable person; 4) synonym for "PincherMartin"; 4) a person who spouts shit all day long from their pie hole; 5) kisser of pseudo ass.

Adjective. Used in pejorative fashion to describe an unpleasant person. Typically seen modifying the noun "PincherMartin" in a hypothetically perfect universe philosophers often refer to as "The Perfect World."
Noun: PincherMartin is a fucknugget, senescent, shitsome, cloaca shitnozzle with verbal diarrhea and a host of information processing disabilities.

Adjective: Talk to shitnozzle PincherMartin and get me the fecalphile fucknugget perspective on the effect of personal savings on the balance of trade and the economics of minimum wage increases during a period of increasing deficit spending and a limping economy.


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