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shit stomping 

- to step in shit ( dog shit , horse shit , bull shit )
- to set fire to a bag of dog shit , to knock on someone's door and then to drop it , run to the nearest bushes and watch as the homeowner tries to put out the flame and stomps in dog shit

* TIP - its WAY more amusing when old men stomp shit .
yesterday ,we made an old man stomp shit!!!!! # Shit stomping
shit stomping by lexbratis July 2, 2014
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shit stomping boots 

"Shit stomping boots" refers to a pair of boots that are good for stomping and kicking. Excellent for fights. Shit stomping boots are usually combat boots, tanker boots, steel toe boots, etc. A good example are Demonia's RIOT-12 boots.
Some wannabe ganger was making fun of me. I happened to be wearing my shit stomping boots so I kicked the shit out of him.

Cow Shit Stomping 

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
Cow Shit Stomping by MasterGnash April 15, 2019

stomping shit attack 

When a highly agitated person strips down naked and appears to be running in place while shitting, and stomping, all while crying hysterical and shouting clean it up !
Clean it !!!!!! Clean it now you fucking bitch I’m having a stomping shit attack !!!!!! FUCK IT !!!!!!!

MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!! 

its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit
when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!
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