Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.
by WallyFro March 11, 2003
Defined literally as 20 hundredshits, where one hundredshit equals 112 shits in the Imperial System (long or gross hundredshit) and 100 shits in the U.S. System (short or net hundredshit). Furthermore, a shit-ton-force refers to 2,000 shit forces, which is a hell of a lot (i.e. a shit-ton) of Newtons.
by NearLight October 24, 2008
That is a shit-ton of homework.
by |KPF|Batman March 12, 2009
by Miss Shmanny February 10, 2009
Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000
by old man in the attic March 25, 2016
An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.
"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"
by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 09, 2011
by boshk March 09, 2005