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shit state

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(Primarily British) When someone is unable to function properly (due to injury, exhaustion, intoxication etc) he/she is said to be "in shit state"
1) "Jim just got hit, mate, he's in shit state"
2) "Haha, we only just left the bar but he's in shit state already."
3) "Dude, I was in shit state after that race."
shit state by Madbrood December 22, 2008
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NC State Shit 

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An inevitable chain of events in a sports where a blatant bad call or bizarre unlucky play causes in a total collapse of confidence, resulting in multiple, unforced, and devastating errors.
1. "Well we just cracked the top 25 rankings, I guess we are due for some NC State Shit."

2. "You were up 10 with 5 minutes to go? What happen?"

"Typical NC State Shit. We got a personal foul for 'giving them the business', and then fumbled from the victory formation."
NC State Shit by svrs October 8, 2009

3 state shit 

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When you dump occurs in all 3 states of matter: solid, liquid and gas.
That food I ate gave me a 3 state shit!
3 state shit by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

state of the art piece of shit 

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1.)The absolute worst person you can imagine.

2.)At the cutting edge of being "a piece of shit."

3.)Someone who has the worst bummy swag imaginable.
B.C.H: WTF are we waiting for, I'm starving?

KBR: We can't hit up Saturday Lunch until Goofball is done with his fantasy draft.

B.C.H.: I'm sick of that state of the art piece of shit and his 12 fantasy teams holdin' up the Saturday Lunch Club

KBR: Yeah, he sucks.

Statefarm Shit Stain

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A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.
Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! 

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A common term for wtf, or the act of hating somebody very bad. It can also be used to indicate a fat person going to Micky D's
OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! Yep looks like he is heading toward McDonalds.

shitstation

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1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom
1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."
shitstation by RAGMAN August 28, 2008
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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