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A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.
Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...
by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 4, 2019
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