shit flu
A martial art that involves 1 - 14 days of destroying toilets via one's excreta due to viral infection.
shit flu by Panera H8r October 19, 2013
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shit flurries
the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.
shit flurries by Toe fan May 1, 2009
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shit flute
shit flute by scott crowley December 18, 2005
shit flumes
an intense, and very dangerous sport in which the brave competitors fire a projectile shit missile from the deep depths of their thundering anus down a series of complex flumes filled with many obstacles such as the giant flaming wall of gooch that should be avoided at all costs. the victor of this national event is awarded with the great golden shit of azregahn, presented my the great grand master of shit, the shit lord!
as a beginner you are not permitted to enter the higher leagues of shit fluming because it is possible for novice's with a lack of experience to loose limbs and their sanity
as a beginner you are not permitted to enter the higher leagues of shit fluming because it is possible for novice's with a lack of experience to loose limbs and their sanity
i had only been participating in shit flumes for a day when i had the whole of the left side of my body torn off by a level 70 power shit as i was spectating the race, i can no longer pronounce the word elephant or sing jingle bells in a high pitched opera fashion. yet the experience was so intense that i will continue to shit flume until i die!
shit flumes by the shit lord February 17, 2010
shit fluff
shit fluff by sirweighalot March 26, 2009
mid shit flush
A mid shit flush is where you have to flush the toilet halfway through shitting so you don't block the toilet
mid shit flush by jsb89 August 14, 2012
shit fluffer
A shit fluffer is a person who takes leasure in fluffing a guy's shit. This means sexually arousing him with his or her hands, fingers, tongue, lips and penis.
shit fluffer by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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