shankjob

A shankjob is someone who can't do anything correctly and/or does really shoddy work.

George W. Bush is a fucking shankjob.

shankjob by Allen A. September 26, 2007

SharkJob

A blowjob where every part of your body is underwater except the dick

Man, Cindy gave me a sharkjob at the swim up bar during the company retreat.

SharkJob by jjjjjjjjjjoe November 29, 2020

stankjob 

A forceful handjob in which the victim's willy is crushed in a tight fist. Typically done under the table.

"I was sitting next to Megan in class yesterday and she gave a killer under the table stankjob."

stankjob by Skyler Stankus April 11, 2016

shanjob 

This refers to when you get so drunk that you are willing to finger a girl in a bar. It usually refers to fratstars, but anyone can perform a shanjob

He was so hammered that he gave that chick a shanjob!

shanjob by gdiofkys November 16, 2011

shackjob 

a lover that lives with you in your place, but could be used to mean your lover in general.

Archibold: if that shackjob ain't done tidied up my crib and got me some hot pie for me to nibble on when i get home i'm gonna tear her a new asshole.

Percival: yeah man, you too easy on that freeloader

shackjob by matthew bates September 11, 2005

shandjob 

similar to blow job but instead of the usual fellatio the male explicitly tells the female to lick his balls, and she proceeds to do so.

When John Doe was getting a BJ from Jane Doe he said "woman, lick my balls NOW!" and she did. His run of the mill blow job turned into a shandjob.

shandjob by Hairy Nads July 23, 2009

Sharkjob

Noun.

1. A blowjob that feels like it’s all teeth.
2. When you receive a blowjob from your girlfriend while they are wearing a shark snuggie.

1. “Damn, Bitch, stop biting it! What is this, a Sharkjob?”
2. “You know that shark snuggie I got for Tracey last month? Last night, man, she surprised me with a sharkjob for Shark Week.”

Sharkjob by Jssj November 25, 2023