officer: yo who did this shit?
Ganstah: uh it was swim, officer
Acronym meaning: Someone Who Isn't Me
But general use indicates that it is indeed the same person.
S.W.I.M. decided to walk his dog today.
Someone Who Isn't Me. Most people use this abbreviation when telling some story about them doing something unsavoury, to avoid reprimand.
1337_R0xor: Last week Swim got wasted and burned down a bus shelter!!!!1
commonly used to avoid self incrimination in contexts such as boards discussing drug use. also used in places where generally criminal acts are taking place. (not dissimilar to use of illicit drugs)
m is sometimes replaced with y (for you) wherein someone would be questioning another.
swim generally prefers mainlining to fix himself. also, how much does swiy pay a day to support his habit?
Someone Who Isn't Me
SWIM decided to try candy flipping for the first time.
an acronym for Someone Who Isn't Me, Someone Who I Met, Some Wasteoid I Met, Some White Ignorant Male, and/or Some Wildly Intensive Masturbator. Often used in chatrooms or blog posts to disassociate one's self from criminal or morally suspect behavior.
SWIM smokes at least a 1/4 ounce of chronic
every 3 days or so and is worried it is making him sterile.
1)an excuse to wake up at 5a.m. and jump into freezing water
2) a reason to jump into a shower naked
with several other people of the same sex.
3) a great way to look at people of the opposite sex in bathing suits
4) an excuse to eat 5 meals a day and not gain a pound
5)the only sport that gives you hickeys