| 1. | S- job | ||
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When a woman (or man) gives oral to another man using their teeth. or when a man (or woman) gives oral to another woman with their teeth, chomping on the lips... Pulling, grinding or chomping like a shark (thus the "S" is used. "My girl is such a freak, when i go down on her, she makes me use my teeth, to give her an s- job..."
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| 2. | pecker wrecker | ||
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describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin. My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.
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| 3. | bore job | ||
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The spoken- or written-word equivalent to receiving a blow job with too much tooth-friction. What is meant to delight is memorably painful to the receiver, if not embarrassing to the giver. The lecture was interesting until the older man stepped up to give us all a bore job, not unlike Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day. C'mon: 'miss me'?
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| 4. | "jumping the shark" | ||
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(revival)
The scene was so preposterous that many believed it to be an ill-advised attempt at reviving the declining ratings of the flagging show... since then, it has become a metaphor that has been used by U.S. TV critics and fans to denote the point at which the characters or plot of a TV series veer into a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline. The term Jumping the shark alludes to a scene in the TV series Happy Days when the popular character Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, on water skis, literally jumps over a shark. A phase in a relationship to rekindle romance after a betrayal or tort action. My boyfriend has been going so overboard on the gifts and little extras since I caught him with that other girl, every time we go out it is like "jumping the shark".
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| 5. | shark | ||
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getting a rim job from a girl with braces Dog!!! after 8th grade graduation i got some serious shark!!!
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| 6. | Pet the Shark | ||
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"Petting the shark" refers to giving a woman a hand-job. This is due to the fact that at most aquarium shark petting tanks, they require you to pet a shark with the first and middle finger, the same two fingers used to finger your girlfriend. Side Note: A woman's vagina also closely resembles that of a sharks brain, doubling the connotation. Yeah, I'm totally about to pet the shark.
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| 7. | Hand job ball | ||
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A legendry game created in the 6th form common room of The Cherwell School. Founded by Dave C, Tom H, Jamie H and Luke G. A high octane game which involves hitting a ball of rolled up paper coated in Surridge Selotape, the aim is to keep it above ground level is the main goal. There are many foul plays such as Sharky (el sharkรณ) however these can be solved by a GaY Off or 2 Men in contention let play. If you lose ur clapped out, if they start clapping, u leave. Each contestant has 3 lives and 3 touches. There are however many other variations. With equally high octane. Past champions have been all creators as well as Rupesh P, Wathanga W, John S. The legendary players are ofcourse Andre the failure and the only succesful female Harriet G. Hand Job Ball...Life count...touches...play
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