under the table

income not declared to government to avoid taxes.

He was visiting from new zealand on a travel visa so I paid him under the table for painting my house.

by Gordon Crandlemire June 22, 2004

under the table

On the sly; something done illegally.

Those street vendors are selling DVDs of recent movies under the table.

by pentozali July 31, 2007

under the table

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

2. in secret

He was under the table after three beers.

by Light Joker May 22, 2006

under the table

similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public

girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?

girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes

by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 27, 2021

under the table

equivalent of lowkey

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:

by deanaEATSCAKE!lawl July 3, 2009

under the table

An open but confusing sexual orientation.

If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.

Q: Is Pat gay, straight, or bi?
A: None of the above, he's under the table.

by Under the Table September 25, 2008

Under the table

To secretly have sexual activities going on while eating at a bar or fancy restaurant under a table with the opposite sex it is anything that involves being sexual while trying to keep your composure

She kept putting her feet on my dick under the table

by Bend over and take it raw February 14, 2021