After I loaned her my car and she wrecked it, Laney felt she needed to swallogize - it didn't fix my car, but that girl could suck the chrome off a bumper...

(It's never too late to swallogize)

swallogize by diremudflap January 13, 2008

Related Words

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ShallowSide

A Broward hood by that goes by 1900 blk or ShallowSide where niggas would really blow your head off.

A dem ShallowSide jits play no games. Watch who u size.

ShallowSide by Dudley 1900 October 29, 2020

Peer shallowness

n.
1. The occurrence of when a person has his own opinions of a certain topic but then changes it according to his friends' opinions so that he could fit in, usually related to girls, sports, shows, movies, etc. (Similar to peer pressure but not related to actions)

George: You know, I never really thought Sandra was that attractive.

BJ: What??? George, you're joking right? She's Bangin'
Claus: Yeah man, George, you MUST be crazy
Philip: Haha, George, tell us you're joking

George: Well, I guess I was wrong. She is pretty hot. Damn Peer Shallowness

Everyone else: Attaboy :]

Peer shallowness by Midgetmonkey June 4, 2008

Shalloween

the elaborate, costume-like preprations undergone when a group of girls gets dressed and puts on outrageous levels of makeup and perfumed body mist for a party.

"I can't take a shower, it's Shalloween in our dorm bathroom right now."

Shalloween by teapartyanimal September 14, 2009

shallowhead

A person who is shallow

Person: so now you started listening to justin bieber? What a poser.

Person 2: Don't be a shallowhead.

shallowhead by xnrtsh January 14, 2014

shallowing

The act of fingering a woman by rubbing back and forth between the clitoris and the opening of the vagina.

“Francine wasn’t quite ready for fingering, so she went for shallowing instead.”

shallowing by Triggered6785 May 10, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026