zooey's definitions

shallowize

to lower the quality of; to make shallow

People who ignore the facts are shallowize the issue.

by zooey December 23, 2008

gerimeandering

when old people drive around aimlessly and annoyingly slowly

"Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some grandpa gerimeandering."

by zooey May 3, 2008

gerimeandering

when old people drive annoyingly slowly and aimlessly

"Sorry I'm late; I got stuck behind some gerimeandering folks."

by zooey May 7, 2008

frice

A combination of "fried" and "rice," a side dish popular at Chinese restaraunts

"I'd like a plate of orange chicken with a side of frice, please."

by zooey September 19, 2008