sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009

sexless marriage 

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.

Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.

sexless marriage by horde52 March 6, 2010

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

the sexless innkeeper by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 September 8, 2015

sexless streaming 

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.

sexless streaming by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015

sexless 

one who is uninterested in sex or in sexual relationships.

one who appears to be neither male or female, or who is neither masculine nor feminine.

andy warhol has been descibed as sexless or asexual.

sexless by dagger_grrl May 8, 2004

Sexless September 

Sexless September aka SS is a replacement for No Nut November (NNN). This month applies to both sexes versus NNN which only applies to men. During this month those who participate must not engage in sexual intercourse, whether it is with a sexual partner, or by themselves.

Jeff: Bro, are you doing Sexless September?

Bob: Hell yeah! Me and my girlfriend are making bets!

Sexless September by DeadpanOtaku October 10, 2020

Sexless Wreck

The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.

Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.

Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.

Sexless Wreck by Arthur Riddic Oldman March 23, 2011