3 definitions by Arthur Riddic Oldman

When within the remaining few minutes of the last period of a school day (specifically a highschool class) a student deliberately rattles his or her chair around to spark the process of the entire class picking up their things and leaving.

Usually a few students are reponsible for being the catalyst of the movement and it normally occurs durring the time when the teacher is giving instructions for homework or summarizing other important details about the days lecture.

Variations of musicial chairs include the zipping up of binders, slamming of books, or putting papers away.
Toby wanted to get out of class to smoke weed as soon as possible so he contributed a rattling chair solo to the class inducing multiple students to join into musical chairs.

Jamal was in need of an excuse to conveniently "not hear" the teachers instructions for the homework, so he violently dashed his binder zipper back and forth for several seconds.
by Arthur Riddic Oldman July 29, 2010
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Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.
Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?

Jeff: Turd of mouth.
by Arthur Riddic Oldman April 1, 2012
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The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.
Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.

Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
by Arthur Riddic Oldman March 8, 2011
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