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garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.
Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit
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Orchard Park Secondary School 

A shithole high school in Stoney Creek, Ontario built in the 60s. Teachers are ok unless you get Mr.Brooks, he gets annoying with his conspiracy theories. Students are a bunch of stoners that hang out and vape outside the tech hall, all you smell is blueberry muffins but it’s all these so called toughguys sucking their dildo sticks, and a nice waft of weed smell coming from their car cause they drive stoned.

The school is basically runned by Serbs and Muslims so basically they just hate eachother and wanna conquer eachother. So much villager Indians and their capes and and turbans like there gonna plant a bomb.
Hey I goto orchard park secondary school, I just skip class, vape and smoke fat blunts and drive everyone stoned out of my mind in my shitbox civic that sounds like a dolphin being raped.

sembawang secondary school 

sembawang secondary school teachers might as well be unemployed. there's a PE teacher who takes 20 minutes to explain how to throw a fucking ball. mdm tay pei cock who is the art teacher is none the better,she can somehow lose our art papers and blame us like as if it was our fault. mr goh yong gong also is useless as he scolded 10 students because they did not bring their tracetogether token even though we can use our fucking phones for tracetogether. stupid botak teacher. mr siva syed who is our dm opens his eyes widely when he scolds students,he probably can't see his future.
Mr oon boon keng: why were you so late?

student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.

deyi secondary school

deyi secondary school is an amazing school for you if you want to get detention for being 3 seconds late to school. the toilet on level 1 smells like shit, the moment you enter it you’ll start vomiting profusely. the school has enough money to buy tvs to put in the hall for fuck knows why and the videos they play look like something they made in 2001 (which they probably did), but they apparently don’t have money to get actual tiles for the floor. our classrooms look like rooms that haven’t gone through renovation yet. the floors are full of dirt and cement , one would think this school was built yesterday. the boys for some reason think that they look extremely attractive with mushroom hairs. don’t even get me started on the girls with bangs that look like a bugs feelers. for some reason everyone is obsessed with tiktok , especially the girls who also happen to think that pulling the skirt al the way up to their breasts is a new form of fashion. our band is cool, but 3/4 of the school is in band. all you have to get into band is probably tell the seniors that you like their hair or something.
A: “bro i got into deyi secondary school

B: “bro that’s not a flex

Secondary school 

Welcome to English secondary school! Here we have: cocky ass year 7 and 8's, year 9's constantly doing their makeup and gobbing off to teachers, year 10's and 11's working their asses off and finally, sixth form who have a tonne of responsibility. Note: not all schools have sixth form. Students at secondary school are usually between the ages of 11-18
We also have: Like 2 non uniform days a year (must pay to wear your own clothes), strict ass rules, crappy school meals, like 10 packs of chewing gum per person, year 11 smokers and roadmen.
Note: drinks holder = blazer pocket
Example 1:

Teacher: I will be right back class I just need to get something from the printer
*teacher walks out*
Student: PARTYYYYYYYY Wooooo
*students wonder around the classroom chatting and being loud asses*
Student: teachers coming!
Student2: everyone back to ur seats!!
Student 3: SHHHH
*teacher walks in*

Teacher: I knew I could trust you lot
Example 2:

Year 7: Ffs
Year 72: What's wrong?
Year 7: The fucken bathroom is full of Year 9's doing their makeup and messing about
Year 72: *sigh* lets go to the upstairs bathroom
Example 3:
Teacher: Ok guys today is non uniform day so gimme ur £1s to wear ur own clothes
*everyone hands teacher their money except from one student*
Teacher: Jimmy wheres your money?

Jimmy: Uhhh I don't have it
Teacher: Not good enough! Detention for u at lunchtime.

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Secondary school by CJP0133 July 23, 2017

Springfield Secondary School 

Known for its foolscap looking uniform, (which was recently changed) Springfield Secondary School is a School located in the West Side of Tampines. Springfield is also known for being budget.
Eh what school you go to ah?
Springfield Secondary School la, budget sia my school.

North Vista Secondary School 

A school where our VP is a funny person, but the principal made a lousy decision by not allowing fucking CCA t-shirts and Class t-shirts to be worn on Fridays. Being late for school can land you in the ICU, like literally, that is what they call the motherfucking detention. I know this is short but I'm fucking tired.
Once I finish PSLE, I want to go to North Vista Secondary School!