schurtle 

Someone who smokes Newport 100's and uses cheap generic toilet paper (usually stolen from resident hall bathrooms)

"Damn boy did you that girl using generic toilet paper and smoking newport 100's"
"oh yeah she's such a smishnin schurtle"
"Calamazoo!!!"

schurtle by Xerxe April 14, 2008

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

Schurle

Someone with a granny ass

''look at her ass its so schurle''
''better do squats before i go schurle''

Schurle by PutMyDickInYou January 19, 2015

Shurtleffed 

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

Shurtleffed by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005

schurley

an expert provocateur

Anna: Duuude, i so want to bang him. he's such a schurley.

schurley by sch December 4, 2006

shurtleneck 

A shirt or sweater with a short, close-fitting, collar. Unlike your traditional turtleneck, the collar is not long enough to bunch or be turned over.

In an effort to blend the cool austerity of the turtleneck with the chic functionality of the basic shirt, Carly decided to wear a shurtleneck to work today.

shurtleneck by scader girl June 3, 2015

shurtleff

Awesome Irish person with blue eyes, and usually either blonde or dark brown hair. A Shurtleff is the best friend you can have .

Wow that kid is one amazing Shurtleff

shurtleff by Jake Greenhealt September 10, 2016