sangasm 

An extreme amount of pleasure that only Sanjaya Malakar can bring upon a person.

As I looked at the picture, I could feel a sangasm comign up.

sangasm by Sarah Demarest May 21, 2007

Sanghasm 

A supremely nationalist mass experience of pleasure and feverish joy. Common triggers involve the statement "Mitron!", standing in ATM queues, cows that have a definite confirmed Indian identity, white folk in saris unless they are Italian (in which case Sanghasm turns to Saffron Balls), and khaki trousers ending precisely five inches above the knee. Witnesses of the Sanghasm phenomenon have often been found dead (indeed, minority deaths often cause Sanghasms), but certain witnesses declare the sound to be similar to the mooing of a pure Desi cow. However, other witnesses have stated that the sound calls to mind a faint tinkling of trishuls and a drawn out "mandir wahin banayenge."

Arre bhai, I just read some fake sexy stories about that Nehru - total Sanghasm, bro!

Yo, go hold your Narendra App above new Rs 2000 note - Sanghasm guaranteed!

Sanghasm by NehaS January 2, 2017

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Sadgasm 

Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.

Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?

John: What?

Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.

John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.

John: (Has sadgasm.)

Sadgasm by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

sadgasm 

Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.

Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.

Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!

sadgasm by Adam11Power February 14, 2008