1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.

Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!"

"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"

My balls itch.

Dude, you must have some major balls to fuck that shit

Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!


Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!


Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!

"Balls!" cried the queen. "If I had too (two), I could be king."

The king laughed. Not because he wanted to, but because he had too (two).

its cold as balls out here