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sackslapenosis 

A disorder caused from the slapping of another Male's testicular region.."Danger Zone"..This disorder causes the male's testicles to turn a blue-ish color and to hurt like a mofo. Remedies include: Hookers, Blowing a load, or Marijuana.
"I called her a cunt and she gave me sackslapenosis"
sackslapenosis by Chris and Mark October 28, 2006
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Sackslap 

n. a sharp tapping sound made with a man's testicles. usually against their partner's ass during intercourse. This is also valid against one's chin.
v. sackslapping
my girlfriend really enjoys it when my balls sackslap her booty during sex.
Sackslap by VITO SANTANA November 20, 2009
My wife likes it when I slobber on her snackflap
Snackflap by Jokester78 August 13, 2022

Sacklapper 

When girls lap (lick) your ball sack
Those sacklappers didn't have what I wanted
Sacklapper by DNA CBK March 23, 2017

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026