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rusty bayonet 

when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the ass with the dildo as he penetrates her vagina, or vice-versa. Same concept as an actual bayonet, you mount an extra weapon at the bottom of your "gun" for close combat action.
"i was a little worried when she brought out a strap on, i'v never taken it in the butt, but she just wanted a rusty bayonet"
rusty bayonet by joe moma343 January 10, 2009
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Rusty Bayonette 

Inserting an erect penis into someone's anus, and then pushing it back and forth between two large breasts to simulate a stabbing motion.
"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.
Rusty Bayonette by Skoolp January 1, 2012

Rusty Bayonette 

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.
Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!
Rusty Bayonette by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011

Rusty Bayonette 

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.
James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026