A runner is a person that runs. A runner will run in any kind of condition. Rain, below zero temperatures, hot and stifling humidity, A runner will put on his/her shoes and run, a poser will not run in these conditions. Runners can be seen in many parts of the country or city. A runners faces many hazards including but not limited to, people talking on cell phones, women hauling kids to school, women with kids on board, old folks that have bad vision, dogs, mountain lions, bears, unattentive drivers, lightening, dehydration, frostbite, sore muscles, fat people that hate skinny little runners, bandits, mental blocks, roots & disorentation.
Some of the positive things about being a runner are that you will be irrestiable to the opposite sex, you can eat all the time, you meet a lot of interesting people and running is inexpensive.
A true runner is always in one of four states: 1. thinking about the next run 2. thinking about the last run 3. running 4. talking about running.
#1 "yo dude that lady in the SUV almost got you"
Runner "that is just a peril of the game"
If a runner has a problem he takes it on the road.
by takethathill August 20, 2006
when you're Hustlin' (selling illegal stuff) or tagging, and you here the cops, you do a runner.
If you're wondering, it's similar to the definition "leg it".
"I was hustlin' on tha corner, wen dem cops sirens rang, so then i did a runner!"
by matty 4 u 2nv November 11, 2008
someone who's about to experience a loose fecal event; a Hershey squirt.
"watch out we've got a runner! I hope it's not a rim shot"

by ShadiR December 13, 2008
Runner is some kind of a kink in women's tights.
Oh, honey! I've got a runner in my pantyhose!
by Being renovated December 09, 2008
A girl who has or has had sex with some or all members of an organization (a football team, fraternity, etc.)
Mike: That girl Eva ho.
Dan: How u know?
Mike: She's had sex wit a bunch of Kappa's. They call her
the Kappa Runner.
by Ya Know who it be May 05, 2006
Plays HNS for 2 months straight. Often is heard yelling "DEFAULT!" at people because they feel they won even though it could be as simple as ordering a pizza over the phone.
I WIN BY DEAFULT!!

Man, you sound like a runner.
by Bill Clinton April 09, 2003
An important part of the fine dining industry. Also known as a Club Activities Coordinator, a Runner is a hard-working, determined, and loyal employee of any restaurant.
Isn't that runner such an important part of a restaurant's survival? Yes it is.
by Chrispy1991 July 10, 2008
A person of legal age who buys alcohol for those of non-legal age.
Hey, we're almost out of beer...someone better find us a runner!
by foxy23 October 27, 2003

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