2 definitions by Jack Wilshere T City
A breed of mentally tough humans who travel long distances on foot at a pace above 7mph. Do not confuse with ‘joggers’, who are an inferior version of this specie. Often, when confronted with the term ‘jogger’ at a party, a ‘runner’ will pick up their coat and depart immediately. (Especially if it is their own home). They are known to engage in ridiculous yet effective warm up routines, and can be seen panting and spitting across the city of London. Although unknown as to why, motorists seemingly despise these tough runners. Do not be surprised if you see them out in rain, sun or blizzards. For they can adapt to numerous environments and weather patterns. They are famed for their commitment and severe mental fortitude.
by Jack Wilshere T City December 25, 2019
A group of individuals who meet in west London to see FULHAM FC play football matches. They are known to wear tartan scarfs, sip tea, and frantically use their notorious ‘clappers’ to boost their teams performance. However, they are known to voice their opinion on online blogs and refrain from violence with other clubs.
A really nice woman helped me cross the road today!
She was probably a Fulham fan.
Everyone is friends with a Fulham Fan
She was probably a Fulham fan.
Everyone is friends with a Fulham Fan
by Jack Wilshere T City December 25, 2019