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rub-off factor 

1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.
1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.
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rub-off factor 

checking the amount of spray on tan that has rub off on your clothes after a spray tan
girl 1: "what are you checking your shirt for?"
girl 2: "just checking my rub-off factor"
rub-off factor by SuziObscura January 10, 2008

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026