rexpensive 

Ridiculously expensive.

Jenn went to Babies R Us to buy some baby clothes, and it was like $15 dollars for the shorts, and $20 for the shirt. It was beyond pricey. It was rexpensive!

rexpensive by lazonastagehand April 9, 2009

expensive paperweight 

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"

I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!

expensive paperweight by UM North Quad December 28, 2015

expensive nap

A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.

Man 1: "Hey Tom, how was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 last night?"

Man 2: "Real forgettable bro, it was a total expensive nap."

expensive nap by Ganzi November 14, 2013

expensive girl

The most beautiful valentines gift ever to humanity from our Nubian King Namquan

take it off now girl -expensive girl

expensive girl by TheMostExpensiveGirl March 1, 2018

Expensive Girl

The greatest song of all time. Thank you Kim Namjoon for making this song.

Person one:IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY LIKE YOU NEVER EVER FELT BEFORE!
Person two:What are you listening to?
Person one:Expensive Girl.

Expensive Girl by RM's Expensive Girl jk Shayla August 1, 2018

Expensive girl

a song that talks about Namjoon beating up a cat according to my brother

Part of the Expensive girl lyrics

Taaake it off now girrrrrrl~ just take it off

Ima beat that pussy like you never ever felt before

Expensive girl by AbagelThebagel August 7, 2019

Expensive Girl

A song cover by Kpop boy group BTS's Rap Monster in which it expresses a man's sexual desires towards a woman.

I think Namjoon dedicated "Expensive Girl" to Jin.

Expensive Girl by JamsofJimin July 24, 2017