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dehighdrated 

Once the body feels the intensity of cannibus consumption coupled with the copious amount of alcohol, it enters a state only known as Dehighdration.

Various Side Effects May include:
Cotton Mouth
Utter Confusion/Bewilderment
Vertigo
Loss of Appetite/ and Extreme Gains in Appetite
Memory Loss
Frequent Urination
Having sex with swamp donkeys.
Increased enjoyment of Planet Earth
Frequent Urination
Erectile Disfunction.
Hey Billy, why are your eyes so red? I don't know man I'm pretty dehighdrated.
Related Words

Dehighdrated 

When you are btoh dehydrated and high. Can result in some really bad things.
"I got so dehighdrated today. I was woozy from the lack of water, and after getting high i could barely take a step."

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012