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A preemptive declaration one shall beat an individual, group, task or inanimate object through physical, verbal or virtual debasement. Generally used by "gamers" and "virgins".
I will pwon your ass!
pwon by Alreeks May 14, 2011
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to be owned, or showed up by another. As an alternative spelling of powned, pwoned takes on a 'haxor' computer user overtone. Assumedly the creative spelling emulates a keyboarding mistake.
Most often used as an exclamation. Also used like " Here's the link to the file you said didn't exist, heh, you got pwoned!"
pwoned by trixie March 9, 2004
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pwong pwon Pwonder pwoned Pwonk Pwont
A combonation of the words 'ponder' and 'wonder'. Other uses: pwondering, pwonderer, pwondered.
So he pwondered the situation.
Pwonder by cp.mn.riley August 9, 2010
During masturbation, sticking your fingers up too far is called "Pwonging."
Jill went to the emergency because she Pwonged too hard.
Pwong by Bexter Bunny August 19, 2010
Pwont is the slightly cruder version of pwnt. Pronounced phonetically, it is more degrading than just getting pwnt, thus making it more applicable to noobs and lamers who won't understand the difference, and use it improperly.
1337> Man, you got so pwont in CS: Source. What a fuckin' nub.
Nub> Aww... *walks off*
Pwont by Das Pwn May 12, 2006
a sex pot worth nothing gay wong
I was horny so I used my pwong
pwong by Peter May 13, 2005
An alternate word for "Fuck." Can be used in any situation. Can be a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.
"Dude, did you pwonk her last night?"
"My ass is so pwonked up."
"PWONK YOU BITCH!"
Pwonk by Kzds June 3, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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