Pwont 

Pwont is the slightly cruder version of pwnt. Pronounced phonetically, it is more degrading than just getting pwnt, thus making it more applicable to noobs and lamers who won't understand the difference, and use it improperly.

1337> Man, you got so pwont in CS: Source. What a fuckin' nub.
Nub> Aww... *walks off*

Pwont by Das Pwn May 12, 2006

Ponto'd 

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk

I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd

Ponto'd by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontiac Syndrome 

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

Pontiac Syndrome by chingaleta December 31, 2008

Ponthea

A Persian name which is given to beautiful daughter. It means goddess of beauty and sincerity. She will eventually grow up into a sexy beautiful woman

Mother) I’m going to name my daughter Ponthea
Father) I love that name, what does it mean
Mother) goddess of beauty
Father) where did you learn that name?
Mother) from this wonderful post on Urban Dictionary

Ponthea by pontheaaaaaahhhh March 2, 2019

peontology 

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.

For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.

peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012

Pontillin

When you’re heavy chillin.

Me n the boys were soooooo pontillin.

Pontillin by JonoKay March 24, 2019