Peter's definitions

oik

British slang for "only income, kids" or "own income, kids". A person with children but no partner. See also oink, dik, dink

Sara has been working as a nanny for an oik in Hyde Park.

by Peter February 18, 2004

Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA

*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!

by Peter April 27, 2003

gulder

a roar, or extremely loud shout

Jeez, he let some gulder out of him

by peter January 4, 2005

Suit-covered anus

A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.

by Peter January 23, 2005

elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

by Peter April 16, 2004

maximilien

The sexiness of all time. The women's lover. maximum intellgince.. Power over everyone.

That guy is a maximilien

by peter March 7, 2005

Barden

a groper who gropes everything he comes into contact with,

A Barden

by Peter March 8, 2004