The abrieviation of the Maori word (Native New Zealander) "Paru" meaning "dirty" or "unatractive" The word came about in the mid 18th century when the chief of Nga Puhi "Hone Heke" told the King of England that the fact they were trying to invade Aoteroa was "SOOoo Putts!"

"Stu bro you are soooo putts"

Nick "Hey Ralph"
Ralph "Yea buddy"
Nick "Your so putts!"

Putts by Nikorangaraupo (Nick Poole) Nz October 3, 2008

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putts from the rough

He/She is a homosexual.

"Dude, I'm not sure, but I think Kollin might be gay. Is he?"

"Yeah, he totally 'putts from the rough'."

putts from the rough by 'thon September 27, 2006

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sappy putting

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.

Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.

sappy putting by Sajak August 10, 2012

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Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

Yer maw punts coonsil by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

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