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a stupid gayass mutha fuckin whiteass who is a bigitt
Shron is a shmutts
shmutts by Jimbo May 21, 2004
The space bteween the shaft and nutts
I'm gonna kick you in the Shnutts.
shnutts by slsawyer December 9, 2007

shmutter 

Clothes - usually a coat. Comes from the yiddische word for 'rags'
Look at my new shmutter
shmutter by Tim Wells September 8, 2003

shmutt shmutt girl 

Typically an oral fixated female, who's passion is slurping and licking up anything that resembles whipped topping on or near genitalia. However, she is quickly trained to apply kitty cat kisses on recently fucked pussy to becken out the release of freshly seeded cock cum.
My girlfriend brought over her shmutt shmutt girl to clean the base of my cock as I thrusted in and out of her vagina with glee and vigor.

Shmutthole 

Butthole shmutthole it goes in all the same
An uncultured swine- dude my butthole itches

A cultured gentlemen-dont you mean shmutthole
Shmutthole by TheRealBallGuy May 30, 2020

shmuttle 

"I hate my wife so much that I shmuttled her"
shmuttle by anonymous January 22, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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