Jimbo's definitions

McSweats

Medic. More common form of the meat sweats experienced by McDonalds eaters globally. Profuse persperation experienced from excessive McDonalds "meat" eating.

Grandma always told me three to six square McDonalds meals a day, which i stuck to for three years. I began to sweat all the time especially after eating my fifth double quarter punder with cheese of the day and the Doctor diagnosed me with the McSweats.

by Jimbo January 27, 2005

M/L/CTP

The TP of a few select individuals. Use your imagination...
(not initials)

Damn, MTP, that shit is off the hook!

by Jimbo July 23, 2003

skin me

To slowly peel the foreskin of a really tight cock back till the glistening head is completely exposed...... or so they tell me

Damit Mom don't you know i like it better when uncle Jeff gets to skin me

by JIMBO May 13, 2005

cheeseheads

a bunch of redneck dumbass greenbay fans

Look at those cheese heads work on a farm

by jimbo March 18, 2003

Bayner

Its another word for boner
(i got it off a medication my mom takes called bayer)

Dude i got a bayner lookin at her today.

by Jimbo October 29, 2004

Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

by Jimbo December 14, 2004

Homo-Blue Eyes

The brightest of Blue Eyes.

"Zack's eyes are so blue they look like Homo-Blue Eyes."

by Jimbo September 2, 2003