puntsing 

When you are trying to kick game or "punt" at a fly honey.

Yo, ARe you tryin' to punts that?

puntsing by Broham March 31, 2005

Double pantsing 

When you pull down a man's pants and foreskin at the same time. usually in public.

Katie was double pantsing me yesterday in front of my crush!

Double pantsing by NotTicTak December 22, 2020

joy-pantsing 

to stake out or case a clothing store's dressing room, waiting for somebody to sling their pants over a partition wall in hopes of grabbing the pair, hastily sliding them on over your own and running about before eventually abandoning the pants at an undisclosed location.

"dude, i was like trying on some slacks at AE when some douche grabbed my dockers and went joy-pantsing. it bummed me out. where the popped collars at?"

joy-pantsing by biped666 October 9, 2008

children punting 

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

children punting by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016

pantsing

To yank someone else's pants down. Usually done in a humorous fashion.
Also reffered to as pantsed.

"Dude, did you see when Mark pantsed Tom? That was hilarious!"
"Jack got expelled for pantsing the principal."

pantsing by Danae? at the Disco December 19, 2006

baby punting 

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.

Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.

baby punting by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.

Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

Orphan Punting by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009