Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

baby punting

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.

Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.

by wepuntfreshman March 14, 2008

Baby Punting

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration

I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier

by Tiny Tucker October 30, 2008

Baby Punt

When you grab a child by the ears and swing them between your legs and release your grip at max velocity, sending the child flying in the air. While you wait for the baby to come down, you crack a cold one with the boys . Once the baby gets close to the ground, you punt it towards your neighbors dog house.

GOD!!! Cindy's kid was being so annoyed that I Baby Punted him

by BabyPunter188 June 7, 2019

punting baby syndrome

When you get the random urge to punt babies. Usually across football fields.

YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.

DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.

by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006