pull a mason 

to create an easier task at work in order to avoid doing a more difficult task only to be unable to complete the easier task without delegating it to someone more competent. the word originates as a tribute to Mike Mason, an "engineer" who spends more time reading the Final Fantasy forums and playing Quake than he does writing code, but is prone to taking serious offense when his work ethic is questioned.

fuck cheap pitcher night last night, dude. I'm so hung over that I think I'm going to just pull a mason today...

pull a mason by D.H. Lawrence June 26, 2009

Pull a Mason 

Verb- when your teacher makes you so horny that you have to wack one out during class. Done by pulling sweatshirt over knees to hid what you’re doing.

That new math teacher was so hot, I had to pull a mason

Pull a Mason by Dominique l’y February 9, 2018

To Pull A Mason 

Exceed 30 waifu's in one session

"I have pulled a Mason! I have 7 waifu's!" "No, to pull a Mason you need to have 30 or more"

To Pull A Mason by Completely UNORIGNAL January 5, 2019

Don't pull a Mason 

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

Don't pull a Mason by Opuzz July 13, 2020

Pull A Malone 

the act of getting home renovations paid for by the insurance company by blowing up faucets

Kyle's kitchen faucet exploded so he decided to pull a Malone and is getting a whole new first floor

Pull A Malone by WhiskeyKarma October 4, 2018

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005