2 definitions by D.H. Lawrence
the feeling when you wake up alone, not in your bed, completely hung over, late for work, miles away from your primary means of transportation. this usually is followed by the discovery of something random, such as Spider-Man 3 on DVD despite not owning the first two or a half filled out US Census Survey that must be returned under penalty of law
deja-ffffuuuu! where did mary go? did you check the bathroom? the bath tub? she sleeps there sometimes.
by D.H. Lawrence June 26, 2009
to create an easier task at work in order to avoid doing a more difficult task only to be unable to complete the easier task without delegating it to someone more competent. the word originates as a tribute to Mike Mason, an "engineer" who spends more time reading the Final Fantasy forums and playing Quake than he does writing code, but is prone to taking serious offense when his work ethic is questioned.
fuck cheap pitcher night last night, dude. I'm so hung over that I think I'm going to just pull a mason today...
by D.H. Lawrence June 26, 2009