pruce 

a premature baby who lives in a hotdog bun who has a brooding uncle (uncle appetite) who wants to eat him, but his godfather, (HAMP, THE ALLKNOWING), watches over pruce to make sure he is not eaten by his uncle.

"awww, you are so helpless and innocent. almost like a Pruce."

pruce by bip June 20, 2006

peruce 

When yarndling, if the peruce grinds against the tallen it can produce an unpleasant rasping noise. Not to be confused with the perice, which can produce a similar noise.

Did you know your tarifold is missing its peruce lozenge?

peruce by Cod Michael September 25, 2020

Pruck 

A combination of two words: Prick and Truck.

A pruck (usually male) is a prick who drives an oversized truck to compensate for the size of his small tallywacker. They are easily identifiable by their Harley Davidson front license plates and/or decals. They also tend to take up more than one parking spot.

That truck just cut me off. What a pruck!

Pruck by Deus-ex-machina August 12, 2023

Pay The Price 

1. A punishment.

2. To fart in someone's face while they are laying down, sleeping, or when they least expect it.

I skipped school so I paid the price with 2 weeks detention.

Sleepover at Josh's house tonight! Let's make him pay the price!

Pay The Price by Troyyyyy December 9, 2010

super quantum unit intel processor 

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

super quantum unit intel processor by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

pricenal 

Adjective. Meaning: The decision to be made is contingent, or dependant, on the price. A contracted form of: "it is optional it depends on the price". May often be used to express that a decision whether or not to buy goods or services in the future will be contingent on the price that is quoted for them.

Q: "Should we get them to repair this as well?"
A: "It's pricenal"
In this context 'pricenal' express that the decision does, or should, depend on the price quoted for the repair referred to.

pricenal by catman paulio January 13, 2019

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018