prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

prostipated by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

Pisstipated by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

poshtipated 

To look or be as constipated as Posh Spice

Oh my gosh, that girl with that really short hair and famous soccer-playing boyfriend never smiles. She is so poshtipated.

poshtipated by asdfghjkerty January 21, 2009

peestipated 

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

peestipated by John Griffin May 28, 2004

pistipated 

when you can't pee, but have to. especially when on drugs, you cannot concentrate enough to go number 1.

"Dang, im so high i'm pistipated.

pistipated by Piera January 4, 2008

prostituted women 

An alternative to calling trafficked women "prostitutes," which recognizes the humanity of the individuals concerned, and whose identities ought not to be conflated with what is, to many such women, an experience of ongoing serial rape, typically controlled by pimps.

"According to international studies cited by the Swedish Ministry of Industry, Employment, and Communications, between 65 and 90 per cent of prostituted women were sexually abused by male relatives or acquaintances as girls."

prostituted women by Victoria Marinelli February 8, 2007

prostituted women 

A term created and used by neofeminists to infantilize sex workers. The idea being that no woman (nevermind men) would ever voluntary choose sex work, and any that would is psychologically damaged.

It implies that prostitution is something that happens to a person, not something a person does on their own.

There is no such thing as a prostitute, only prostituted women.

prostituted women by Big Tan Gringo December 9, 2011