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Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.
Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.
Pisstipated by nunya696969 January 14, 2019
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prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.
If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.
prostipated by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

pistipated 

when you can't pee, but have to. especially when on drugs, you cannot concentrate enough to go number 1.
"Dang, im so high i'm pistipated.
pistipated by Piera January 4, 2008

Ponstipated 

Constipation but you can’t pee
Ahh dude I am so ponstipated I can’t even pee
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026