prostesticles 

fake testicles/ prostetic testicles

Someone I know named Jeff got his balls ripped off by a dog so he got prostesticles

prostesticles by Blajia Jones September 24, 2005

Pretesticles 

Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.

Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"

Pretesticles by John Chapman (Actual Size) January 18, 2009

Protesticle

A protest conducted by males.

Dougie, Lisa, and Lynn passed a protesticle of tractors on the way to Garmisch.

Protesticle by Samsmom621 January 11, 2024