what myself, and probably 99% of people reading this are doing right now.
you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked.
THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.
or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet.
and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.
as much as I love writing an essay on nazi germay, i think i will procrastinate by writing the definition of procrastination on urban dictionary.
when you've got a fuck load of work:
"don't get distracted, don't get distracted
ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications"
*3 hours later*
Ill put up a definition later.
Ill put up an example later.
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.
Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.
Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.
Waiting till the last minute to get something done..
"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."
Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow.
My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.