pornomime 

Pornomime is a term created by Panic! At The Disco in their popular music video for their song, Build God Then We'll Talk, in 2007. It shows a man dressed as, you guessed it, a mime doing sexual acts with the air. There is nobody and nothing there, which is the mime part of Pornomime, and porno.. is the sexual side.

Guy 1: Yo, dude have you seen Panic!'s music vid for Build God?
Guy 2: The one with the Pornomime theme?
Guy 1: Yeah!

pornomime by SomeFruitOnTheInternet December 30, 2016

pornomime 

A mime that mimes sexual actions and it shows that nothing is real. It's not actually there. You can mime and mime and mime sex and things and how far will that get you? Nowhere.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Panic! At The Disco video?
Person 2: Yes, they have that whole "pornomime" thing right?
Person 1: Yep. Pornomime was a brilliant idea.

pornomime by Ms. Jack Skellington December 15, 2008

Porncierge 

Noun: A close friend whom you have an agreement with that will delete all of the porn from your computer as well as remove any pornographic material from your household in the event of your death.

Hey Pete, i have a lot of porn on my computer and in my bedroom. i'm going of to war tomorrow and very well may not return. I was wondering if i should die, could you please as to keep the memory of me strong be my Porncierge and remove such articles from my room and off of my computer.

Porncierge by sweet al October 30, 2009

Porkicide 

Killer Sex

Last night I performed the ancient art of porkicide on my girlfriend and boy do I feel good.

Porkicide by bartyjoe from the land of sand September 24, 2009

pornolize 

Insertion of dirty language into normal script

pornolize by jms October 25, 2002

poonacide 

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

poonacide by famousKid February 22, 2009

Pornoid 

When one is scared ( paranoid ) that someone will catch him/her watching porn, having sex, or jerkin' it.

Man i bet you were pretty pornoid when your parents walked in on you huh?

Pornoid by BDel August 22, 2008