poonacide 

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

poonacide by famousKid February 22, 2009

Pooicide 

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.

Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.

Pooicide by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

poonanie 

poonanie, a slightly gangster word for the female happy patch.

"ow i got hit in my poonanie"
"yo guy i got all up in her poonanie"

poonanie by mikkiwu May 3, 2005

Poonocide 

1. The mass hitting and quiting of poon.
2. Having rough and unmerciful vaginal intercourse with large numbers of women.
3. Poonocide is the deliberate and systematic penetration of any and all ethnicities, races, religions or nationalities of poon.

"Dude! I committed mass poonocide on those bitches last night! It was a huge orgy of fine ass hoes"

"Did you hear about the poonocide in Ampsterdam? Sounds like a good time!"

Poonocide by by Yoge and Spanky February 20, 2008

Poonslide 

Poonslide = a serious thread on FB when the conversation deteriorates to a sexual free-for-all

We were talking politics in a facebook group, when all the sudden we were all talking sex... it was a total poonslide.

Poonslide by Jypsy Jool August 6, 2011

poonanie 

Vagina (vulgar) in Jamaican patois.

Mi gunna poke mi wood in ya poonanie, overstand?

poonanie by NevermindWho April 13, 2006

Phonicide 

When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.

One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.

Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.

Martin: Did you check the battery?

Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.

Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...

Phonicide by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014