Top Definition
A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.
Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.
by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004
when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.
dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!
by FerociousRyan March 11, 2011
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