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Loonsquatch
loonsquatch
/(lo͞on, skwæt)/
noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.
/(lo͞on, skwæt)/
noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.
Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023
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poonquatch
A large woman, often times unkept. At least six feet tall, poonquatches have large feet, are slightly hunched over, and most likely have hairy, hairy beaves. They are often seen wandering aimlessly around bars in a state of drunken stupor lurking for their next victim.
poonquatch by Evil0 August 29, 2007
poosquatch
poosquatch by Goddamnsummbitchpilamonkeynutts January 13, 2005
Poopsquatch
You are sitting on your couch- you glance at your yard and see a shadowy figure shuffling and hesitating beyond your hedge. By the time you race outside to confront the trespasser... all that is left is a steaming mound of ...POOP! You have been victimized by the elusive Poopsquatch!
Poopsquatch by Giovanni Busalacchi April 20, 2007
Loonsquatch
loonsquatch
/(lo͞on, skwæt)/
noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.
verb (used with or without object)
2. My mind was blown after I went loonsquatchin
/(lo͞on, skwæt)/
noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.
verb (used with or without object)
2. My mind was blown after I went loonsquatchin
Loonsquatch by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023
Goonsquatch
Any female professional basketball player; Rosie O'Donnell; teh Guiness Book of World Record holder for tallest female. "Holy shit!, there goes a goonsquatch walking down the street!"
Goonsquatch by GoonBasher October 15, 2008
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