The shadowy figure that leaves behind pet droppings in your yard
You are sitting on your couch- you glance at your yard and see a shadowy figure shuffling and hesitating beyond your hedge. By the time you race outside to confront the trespasser... all that is left is a steaming mound of ...POOP! You have been victimized by the elusive Poopsquatch!
by Giovanni Busalacchi April 12, 2007