poolon 

a mix between poodles and melons, usally member of the female sex.

look at that poolon.

poolon by Jerome Dowd June 3, 2005

Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.

If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.

Polonium Cocktail by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Poolnty 

1. A damaged/bruised/disabled vegetable often a cabbage
2. An offensive term for a mentally disabled person

1. Theres a poolnty in my sunday dinner
2. That kid in the wheelchair is a poolnty

Poolnty by SWJL December 9, 2008

Poolnani 

Poonani in such excess that one could swim in it.

“Hey Dan, you should come to my BBQ this weekend. There will be burgers, and you can dip your dick in the poolnani.”

Poolnani by 420MILFLOVER69 February 13, 2019

Poulonz

Poulonz is a slang word used mainly by English/Cypriot and a few Russians lads to poke, slap, force, hit, and mainly offend a victim. It could also be used as a tool to convert virgins into useful, productive members of society and of course its One of two things men keep after a divorce.

My poulonz is so hard right now
Sucky my poulonz
Sit on my poulonz
omg god did you see that poulonz
She got the house and the kids. I kept my poulonz and my soul.

Poulonz by RRost January 15, 2013

Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.

"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

Saucisson Polonaise by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006