Poulonz is a slang word used mainly by English/Cypriot and a few Russians lads to poke, slap, force, hit, and mainly offend a victim. It could also be used as a tool to convert virgins into useful, productive members of society and of course its One of two things men keep after a divorce.
My poulonz is so hard right now
Sucky my poulonz
Sit on my poulonz
omg god did you see that poulonz
She got the house and the kids. I kept my poulonz and my soul.