pompachus 

basically a person who is awesome , cool, funny, handsome, good looking, and totally doesn't give a fuck.

basically an all around bro

Wow Dustyn, is a total pompachus, I saw Kevin the other day he was totally pompachus

pompachus by kardopoopas loopas January 1, 2012

pompatus 

In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love", a combination of "puppets" and "prostitutes". A puppetute was a woman of your fantasies who would do anything you wanted. Steve Miller, who sometimes imported words from other songs (including his own) into his lyrics, misheard the word as "pompitous" or "pompatus" and added "pompitous of love" and "pompatus of love" to his songs, "Enter Maurice" and "The Joker", respectively. The words were later used as a title to a movie, "The Pompatus of Love". "Enter Maurice" also uses the words "sweet words of epismetology" (close to an actual dictionary word, epistomology), which was probably a misheard version of another Green-invented word, "pizmotality", words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover.

"My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus (pompitous) of love" (from "Enter Maurice", by Steve Miller)

pompatus by JohnJablong June 11, 2006

Pimpachu 

A version of Pikachu from Pokemon that's very 'smooth with the ladies'.

Misty: Ash, what's Pikachu doing to Jigglypuff?
Ash: Don't mind that, Misty! That's just Pikachu doing his 'Pimpachu'thang!

Pimpachu by Tmunger November 25, 2007

Popachubaphobia 

The intense fear of popping an unwanted chub. Commonly found in inexperienced males and is often linked and preemptive to premature ejaculation.

:Next's song "Too Close". "Oh, you're dancing real close.
Cuz it's real, real slow, You're making it hard for me."

Bryan: Hey are you sure Tyler doesn't care that I'm dancing with you?
Kacey: Yeah he knows we're just friends.
Bryan: Nice this my song (Next-Too close comes on)
Kacey: What the fuck is that???
Bryan: I have a condition, why do you have to be such a fucking bitch?
Kacey: (thinks to herself) Hmm he must have popachubaphobia.

Popachubaphobia by CrippleCrew November 2, 2009

pompatus 

my fantasy lover, my everything

From the Medallions 1954 song "The Letter" and the Steve Miller 1973 song "The joker"

Also spelled puppetutes

I speak of the pompatus of love

pompatus by mandingo August 21, 2003

poopachu 

a version of pikachu, only made out of poop

little boy: mom look there's a pikachu
mom: no, son it's brown, that means its a poopachu

poopachu by poopachuisreal May 28, 2010

poopachute 

The piece(s) of toilet paper laid down on the water inside the toilet bowl to prevent splashing against the butthole as the turd(s) break the water threshold.

" Bro, it was such a good idea to use a poopachute at the airport. Who knows what kind of stuff was lingering in that toilet."

poopachute by steveodabevo June 21, 2014