1 definition by CrippleCrew
The intense fear of popping an unwanted chub. Commonly found in inexperienced males and is often linked and preemptive to premature ejaculation.
:Next's song "Too Close". "Oh, you're dancing real close.
Cuz it's real, real slow, You're making it hard for me."
Bryan: Hey are you sure Tyler doesn't care that I'm dancing with you?
Kacey: Yeah he knows we're just friends.
Bryan: Nice this my song (Next-Too close comes on)
Kacey: What the fuck is that???
Bryan: I have a condition, why do you have to be such a fucking bitch?
Kacey: (thinks to herself) Hmm he must have popachubaphobia.
Cuz it's real, real slow, You're making it hard for me."
Bryan: Hey are you sure Tyler doesn't care that I'm dancing with you?
Kacey: Yeah he knows we're just friends.
Bryan: Nice this my song (Next-Too close comes on)
Kacey: What the fuck is that???
Bryan: I have a condition, why do you have to be such a fucking bitch?
Kacey: (thinks to herself) Hmm he must have popachubaphobia.
by CrippleCrew November 2, 2009