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PHD - short for (poes hunting douche) generally these profiles are given to tier 2 douchebags. PHD'S are generally nice guys but when a member of the opposite sex is around and the PHD thinks they are attractive enough to do the deed, he transforms into an ancient being capable of being as douchy as can be. ignoring friends and anything in relation to their reguler behaviour. the PHD'S main aim is to impress as much as possible but rarely succeds. PHD'S go as far as lending out playstations xbox's and mainly cigaretts. PHD'S know that they probably wont get what they are looking for but they have strong will power. reguler guy 1: "hey Kadish where is skye?
reguler guy 2: "Oh he is PHD'ING over there behind jipsy office. reguler guy 1: man do you think if i ask him for a ciggerate he will give me one? reguler guy 2: noways man he is saving them for that girl, who is just using him.. reguler guy 1: what a douchebag. |
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Pretty Huge Dick Even though I aint finish school I got a PHD, A Pretty Huge Dick
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An acronym for "Doctor of Philosphy" Hey Ian - I'll be getting my PhD soon
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The final tier of academic excess.
B.S. = bullshit M.S. = more shit Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper. I know everything! I have a Ph.D.!
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Doctor of Philosophy. No, you dont have to be a Philosophy major to receive this! If you break it down, philosophy simply means; Theory of Knoqledge. Therefore receiving a PhD will mean that you are a Doctor of "Theory of Knowledge" in your major. You are an expert and you know all there is to know about what you studied!
P.s; Most of the time, following receiving a PhD, many end up one of the two types of researchers. College Professors, or Lab researchers. I have a PhD in Computer Science, I am an expert I know everything about Computers!
Woahhh, Jasmine got a PhD in Culinary Arts.. I can't believe she survived 6 whole years in college! <.> Go Jas! |
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Playa hater's degree Jamal: I got some ass last night at da club
Curtis: nigga please, you aint got nottin' up in da club Jamal: Don't try an' playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd |
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Doctor of Philosophy and the highest educational degree. Typically confirmed upon those with the greatest of intellect, who, strangely enough, possess a vast reservoir of complex knowledge most suitable for the classrooms of higher education, but for reasons unknown, when placed into the real world, typically need a third hand to find their own ass. Peter: Wow! Professor Johnson sure was amazing in class today, wasn’t he?
Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know. Peter: Gosh – that explains it! Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room? Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD Peter: Well – that explains it! |
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A nice way of saying:
"I understand/know a lot of complicated bullshit that you couldn't grasp even if it were your dick after 8 hours of hot lesbian porn." It was once believed PhD was actually French for "Fuck off idiot," but this was actually proved wrong by brain-box PhD holders after years of research. Some guy: Ugh, I can't solve this 3rd order partial differential equation...
Professor "blah, blah", PhD : I can, thus my mental-dick is bigger than yours. Checkmate. |
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